It seems that our revered congressmen have morphed back into what they were all the time, a pack of dirty dogs! These sleazy politicians had planned a gang rape all along, they just needed a leader ... and so we were dumb enough to deliver the great leader! While we thought all along that his "Yes we can!" was a call for change in America, we didn't think of it as a change of America! Now we find "Yes we can" takes on a whole new meaning. Yes we can! ... and Sunday, we will!
Roll over America, relax, this won't hurt. America screams no!, No you can't do this!! The pack reply's "Yes we can!" "Yes we can!"
One by one the politicians that are lurking around the sidelines are turning from their morals join the pack, excited about their opportunity to enjoy the big rape!
America, relax, don't fight it? You might as well get used to it, we'll have you on the floor again soon.
The dogs are barking, panting with anticipation! "We want our satisfaction and you're going to give it to us!"
Hold on, the raping won't start until Sunday! When? Sunday.
Where? ... All over America.
Remember folks, this is for your own good.