My Nissan SUV, like myself, is getting a little older, It isn't the beauty it once was. I'm a little sensitive about my rear end, or rather the SUV’s rear end. It’s a cosmetic thing!
You see I've been hit four times in the rear! Each time, for one reason or other, not one of the drivers could pay for the repair ... so being a logical and patient Christian, I'm just waiting for another guy to hit me and HE can pay for all five of the damages. Seems sensible. A financially sound perspective.
Well, today I got hit again!
I was slowly backing out of my parking space at a local market when, to my right, I saw this driverless black vehicle rolling down the tween-way gaining speed as it rolled. It was rolling toward me.
I was hoped the vehicle would miss me. I really don't like collisions, especially the driverless kind.
I tensed up, like I usually do when I'm being hit in the rear, and waited ... sure enough it hit the right rear of my car!
Bang!
So as we men do on such occasions, I got out, walked to the back, put my hands on my hips ... and looked over the situation.
Praise the Lord! No damage done to my car or to the black grocery cart that hit me.
Now I've been hit by the best of cars and orneriest of drivers, but this is the first time I've been hit by an irresponsible out of control black grocery cart.
Well, now I'm waiting for number six!
